I don’t post selfies I post masterpieces

(via unpopuler)


kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

(via asvprock)


I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

(via unpopuler)


do u ever wish you can stop time here and now and you can just sit down and cry and be angry and when time resets again you’re fine

(via asvprock)

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: katamarang, via gandalfthegaay)