cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

(via africandad)

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr, via shouldnt)

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

(via shouldnt)

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

(Source: sprout, via africandad)

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

(via africandad)

cumsquats:

a hundred motha fuckas cant tell me nothin. im deaf why are they yelling at me

(via shouldnt)

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via shouldnt)